Evil Genie.

[YsStory]

sspoo-- It got deleted, TWO TIMES.


Okay here are the instructions:


First person wishes for something like... well anything!
Second person grants his/her/its wish but twists it.


Example:
User 1: I wish for a billion dollars.
User 2: Wish granted but your billion dollars are in $1 and they're too heavy to lift so you donated it to charity (it's possible.) I wish for a fish.
etc.


Okay my go! I wish to download MapleSEA in only 1 second.

[Repeller]

Wish granted  But your computer has no space to store it. I WISH FOR A TALKING PONY

[YsStory]

Wish granted.    But your talking pony blabbers **** like "**** **** CANNOT HURT ME."
So you felt sad    and sold it to the pet store but no one wants it so you killed the pony.


I wish for infini-No, nothing space in my computer.

[Repeller]

Wish granted. The universe exploded with you. I WISH FOR EVERYONE IN THE GAME TO REVIVE AND FOR THE UNIVERSE TO REBORN. BIG BANG!

[YsStory]

Wish granted. But they are zombies and they want to eaT YOUR (and every human elses) BRAAAAINZ!


I wish for SQUASH! so I can SQUASH! the zombies who wanted to eat my braaaainz!

[Repeller]

Wish granted, but SQUASH! also SQUASH(ed)! some innocent lives and plants. I wish for a AnInatorthatcankilleveryoneintheworldandtheinatorcannotgowrong-inator!

[YsStory]

Wish granted. But the AnInatorthatcankillanyoneinator(blablablah) was stolen by nobody!


I wish for 1TB of space in my computer.

[Repeller]

Wish granted. But you downloaded a virus and used up all your space. Even worse, the computer just bao zha(exploded). I wish for a computer with a [NOTHING]GB RAM

[YsStory]

Wish granted. You heard your doorbell ring and opened the door, and to your surprise
a no-sized box is on your doormat.
You opened the no-sized box and the no-sized computer that was so enormous (no-sized to be exact) broke nothing.


I wish for everything.

[Repeller]

Wish granted. Everything is put into nothing (uni)verses and it corrupted the flow in space-time. I wish for everything to be like how it was before the first wish (on this thread) was made.

[YsStory]

Wish granted. But... but... but... but...


I wish for a fish.

[Repeller]

Wish granted. But the fish was so ugly it looked at itself in the mirror and cried alot and drowned itself.

I wish for a bodyguard.

[YsStory]

Wish granted. But the fish was so ugly it looked at itself in the mirror and cried alot and drowned itself.

I wish for a bodyguard.

That's like the best thing I've ever heard, anyway...


Wish granted. But the bodyguard has a mental disorder that causes him to sleep every three seconds.


Bodyguard: "Look! An intruder! Look! An intrud-zzzzzzz"
So you told the bodyguard about his mental disorder and he cried (and slept and cried and slept and cried) until he got bored of crying and sleeping, he committed suicide with a gun while your money got stolen for having no bodyguards.

I wish for a fish that isn't ugly nor anything related to ugliness.

[Repeller]

Wish granted. But the fish was 5 seconds prior to death and died. You ate the fish and had a stomach ache as the fish died due to a disease.

I wish for a Honda Motorbike.

[YsStory]

Wish granted. But the dead owner's spirit of the Honda was on the bike (GHOST RIDER) so it ran off.


I wish Angie the Angelfish of InsaniQuarium Deluxe was real.