Wish granted. But the fish was so ugly it looked at itself in the mirror and cried alot and drowned itself.
I wish for a bodyguard.
That's like the best thing I've ever heard, anyway...
Wish granted. But the bodyguard has a mental disorder that causes him to sleep every three seconds.
Bodyguard: "Look! An intruder! Look! An intrud-
zzzzzzz"So you told the bodyguard about his mental disorder and he cried (and slept and cried and slept and cried) until he got bored of crying and sleeping, he committed suicide with a gun while your money got stolen for having no bodyguards.I wish for a fish that isn't ugly nor anything related to ugliness.
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